Lame Ass Joke that I've been cracking A lot...

What did the Green Grape Said To The Purple Grape?
Breathe You Idiot..Breathe....

What John The Baptist and Winnie The Pooh have in common?
Their middle names.....

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?
Lookin for Pooh (Poo!)

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act as a NUT

What Makes

What does it take to be a good better half?

Is it wrong to feel so cozy and comfortable and secure that all you wanna do is hug and him and doze off?

If yes, does it mean that you're sleeping on the job?

I really don't get it....

It is so frustrating sometimes.......